Tag: beauty
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Gemini Girl on Hackers, Weight Loss, and The Ever-Changing Silhouette of Madonna’s Face
Dear Friends and Family, My email has been hacked twice in the past week. After studying the link sent repeatedly to my entire contact list, it seems some covert ring in Shanghai is under the impression I have considerable influence over anyone trying to lose a few pounds. Based on my newly found infamy, I’d…
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What Every Girl Needs to Know About Skin Care and Shaving The Fuzz Off Her Face
There comes a time in every woman’s life when she realizes her husband is connected to a lot of well-endowed Facebook friends under the alias ‘Shazam Man!’ she’s not getting any younger, trades her engagement ring for a boob job breaks free from the constraints of social judgment, and installs a stripper pole in her…
READING BETWEEN THE PINES 